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4 July

Also known in another universe as “let’s punch people with cutesy names infinite times till they’re injured” day.
The person getting punched will keep telling you to stop over and over again until you finally realize that you’ve hurt their feelings.
It’s funny to most people but bullying and disrespectful to some who think childish people (including over 18s) should be respected.
Can be done with people whose names are Tommy, Edie, Quinn, Tia, etc.
Braylee: *whistles in the street*
*3 people come with clenched fists*
Braylee: huh?
3 people in unison: HELLO, SOMEONE TOLD US YOUR NAME IS BRAYLEE AND YOU ARE SO DAMN CHILDISH, RIGHT? IF YOU FOUND US HERE, WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU BECAUSE IT’S PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH CUTESY NAMES UNTIL YOU’RE INJURED IN A LOOP DAY. TODAY IS 4 JULY 2025.
Braylee: because I’m 15 and have a cute name and… …I’m hyperactive?
Person 1: YES. AND AS WE SAID, IT WILL NEVER END
Braylee: What? NO, please do not do this, or I’ll call my uncle…
Person 2: WE’RE GONNA DO IT EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR UNCLE ON US.
*the three people started punching her repeatedly*
Braylee: STOOOOOOP, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOU’RE HURTING ME, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS JUST BULLYING A INNOCENT ENERGETIC PERSON!!
*the three people laugh anyways as they beat her to a pulp even though until she called her uncle*
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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1 July

National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day
' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '
by horloq June 30, 2024
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July 7th

this is the day where swifties will be listening to speak now taylors version on repeat
July 7th? Isn’t that the day Speak Now Taylor’s Version released?
by elletheswiftie May 6, 2023
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July 11

National Free Slurpee Day!
If your born on this day that means you get a free slurpee!
person 1: I’m born on July 11
person 2: you can get a free slurpee!
by b r e e e e e e e e April 6, 2023
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Julie

Julie is a tall dark and handsome woman. Although she seems like just an average girl who loves dogs, karaoke and friendships, she’s actually much more. She’s also the girl who will climb out of your window with a broken leg even though she has zero interest in doing so. Shes a good friend to everyone and her upbeat personality attracts friendships! When you hang out with Julie you’ll laugh so hard that your laughter is silent. She’s always ready to have a fun time and hang out which makes her a perfect bestie! She is proficient in luring stray cats into being her friend (and feeding hot dogs to the cats) Julie will always be there when you need her.
Everybody needs a Julie”

“Have you met Julie? She’s so friendly and hilarious
by Samsamiamia February 11, 2025
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Jumbo Jack-it July

"I'm gonna go home and celebrate Jumbo Jack-it July all month bro!"
by Awesmoke July 14, 2025
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Julie

Julie is a selfish and spiteful woman. She is very good at playing tricks and playing dumb in certain situations: Julie, Juilie, Jully…
Julie tricked me into buying a new car.
by Bumberclaat October 13, 2022
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