Once you meet a Jordan you’ll never forget the time that was spent with him. He is the hottest,funniest,charming guy in your whole school and he can’t help but have his eyes on you all the time.If you are trying to snag a Jordan you need to hurry because all the girls want him and who would blame them.Although he loves to play games, when he looks at your heart just starts to unthaw. It’s incredible how a Jordan could affect so many lives, I know he affected mine<3
Jordan is SO CUTE!!!
by theyallwant* January 5, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. “This jordan😒”
by anonymous April 5, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by blueberry_333 September 11, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. 🐐
by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023
Get the Michael Jordanmug. Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself
Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub
Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub
Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners
Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root
Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root
by murraynod November 21, 2024
Get the Jordanmug. Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)
by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.