Jacob

A very very short person, Is cool and funny, and gets all the ladies. Often likes girls named Brooklynn

"Oh look, Its Jacob, He get ALL the ladies."

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

Jacob

asshole and a know it all

person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION

by reeeee vs oof May 4, 2019

jacob and cameron

when combined the two of them are douchebags who are horrible at playing games and only know how to whine and complain. go cry to your mommy bitch...

person 1: oh they're cute

person 2: oh that's jacob and cameron... they'd stab you in the back before you can even say hello

by koran valdisack August 12, 2023

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1: Hey my friends name starts with the letter Jacob.

Person 2: Yo shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.

"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."

by a simple guy July 20, 2022

Jacob

always has a hard cock when talking to his friends because he is secretly gay. when his homies act sus around him he pre-cums. he also fantasizes about his homies.

“Hey look it’s jacob”
“He’s probably hard right now”
“haha”

by Daddy oofin November 22, 2021

Jacob

Likes bees

Jacob likes bees

by gottabedat1guy July 14, 2021