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the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel
by mrB2B April 13, 2022
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darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes
"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."
by brokeassninja April 2, 2004
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dark corner of his imagination

even my goodness as a person was questioned (total bullshit)- basically a message that was completely baseless and formed in some dark corner of his imagination...
by PnBOX November 11, 2021
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Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks
oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!
by Stickydragon March 22, 2022
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Princess of darkness

The princess of nightmares, shadows, and all things terrifying and unseen.
The bubbly girl was the motherfuckin princess of darkness.
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
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Dark white

It's gray dumbass. What do want from me?
by ddpplic October 5, 2021
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Dark sunned

The solar smug bitch who serves as a superboss in Miitopia's 3DS and switch release. Will totally meme on your ass if you dare solo it
"I heard Pika tried to beat Dark sun"
"Motherfucker is going to get Dark sunned"
by Definitely not Tifa October 6, 2021
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