a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
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Look at how many cupboards you have and all this activity space. I totally have space envy right now
by Youll know when you know January 3, 2019
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Also, he's super smart and likes Einstein.
Also, he's super smart and likes Einstein.
by Man Eater Goblin January 3, 2022
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i was thinking of goin on a space walk to the beach
oh shit lemme slide
i was thinking of goin on a space walk to the beach
oh shit lemme slide
by cuttlefish9000 March 1, 2023
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