Goat Hair

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.
Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.
by Big and Weird May 30, 2021
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baby goat

putting on a nice face in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.
Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.
by Todd33 May 19, 2024
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baby goat

putting on a nice face with friends in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.
Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.
by Todd33 May 19, 2024
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baby goat

putting on a nice face with friends in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.
Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.
by Todd33 May 19, 2024
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gooty goat

when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox
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Stopgooty goat ing your goat

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by gootygoat January 06, 2012
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grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex
I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat
by DT94 April 23, 2016
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Goat Man

A deity, described as a human/goat hybrid, that resides in every ocean. Known to come out after dark and take unworthy sailors to the bottom of the ocean.
“What happened to John?” “I heard it was the Goat Man that snatched him up the other night.”
by imretnuh April 12, 2021
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