Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021

Foot Pudding

when a male ejaculates on someone’s foot

“Let me give you some foot pudding”

“I have some pudding for your foot, aka foot pudding”

by poopypoopee July 31, 2021

Ten-Foot High Club

When you jack off in a commercial aircraft while it is still on the ground

Person 1: Bro, I just joined the Ten-Foot High Club!

Person 2: No way bro, that's awesome!

by east.68 December 8, 2023

foot holding

The act of holding something open with you foot. Mainly used to hold open a door when your hands are full or you don't want to touch a public door. Mostly seen done on Long Island in bars or clubs.

"The line for the stalls in the bathroom was so long that it extended outside the restroom and the girls in the door frame were foot holding the door open because their hands were holding beer"

by LIfeethold May 28, 2016

One footed flamingo

The guy stands on one leg with it crossed over his knee while the girl is bent over the bed or against the wall

Ever since Matt broke his leg, him and Sally have been doing the one footed flamingo.

by Saddlewhip December 16, 2016

foot long

bred

bred to eat foot long

by RosyXLevi SIMP May 29, 2021

Foot Lock

Foot lock is when you are sat or stood in a position and then your foot locks in place and you’re unable to move it for a period of time. Sometimes, when you are able to move it again, it can be painful. An easy way to unlock it is by twisting and flexing your toes as much as possible.

Oh no, Becky has got foot lock again. Should we call her mum?

by alvssandra November 15, 2022