Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020

foot slapper

One who cannot drive, and does not use public transport

Bro, look at all those foot slappers out in the rain

by El Capitan.... March 31, 2021

$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5

Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday

by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025

foot fingering

When you finger a females pussy with your foot. Usually you jab your heal in, then in an left right motion move the toe area around until she cums. Do not try with pink eye.

Him: hey babe, how should I finger you?
Her: idk, how?
Him: what about I foot finger (foot fingering) you ?

Her: baby how'd you know!
Him: I'm that good.
Narrator: holy fuck he is an alpha chad lvl.100
Written by auto cocks

by Bman165 February 15, 2021

Foot

It’s on your damn leg

Oh my gosh my foot hurts so much

by winter._.slayyy January 14, 2018

Foot Milk

that one time when u drop milk and u step on it with your foot and then you get to the point when u make cheese

guy 1:Dud i got foot milk yesterday
guys 2: cool bro

by JIMMYLABO October 25, 2019

Foot

I like to suck on it.

"I got a whiff of my GF's shoe after her workout, that's how I found out I have a foot fetish"

by K-LA-K-Godrich August 9, 2020