crap food

crap food is one step below junk food in terms of nutritional value, and one step above junk food in terms of tastiness

I'll bring games and crap food

crap food by Gary Mike Myars June 19, 2010

Clown Food 

The act of eating nothing but sweets, lolly pops, fizzy drinks, anything colourful and/ or bad for you.

Girl 1- ' hey, are you going to share those skittles and maltesers' ?

Girl 2- ' sure, i have enough clown food to last me all day'

Clown Food by unico2525 September 2, 2010

Raw Food Diet 

Crack cocaine binge. Often the reason given for sudden weight loss.

No man, I'm not smokin' crack, I lost all this weight on a raw food diet.

Raw Food Diet by ************* February 19, 2008

fast food steer 

stopping at a fast food restaraunt and eating while steering with your knee

we stopped and got a burrito and because we were in hurry, my dad had to pull a fast food steer.

fast food steer by Willy S. December 24, 2007

reality food

Anything used by reality tv shows to catch the easily entertained viewer's eye. Always occurs in previews of the season for a new lame reality show that people will become sucked into or during a preview for the next episode that a viewer has been hooked like a fish. The viewer can't help themselves when they are relatively easy prey for low budget reality shows. Its quite simple, a reality show merely shows in some type of preview two people fighting each other, people going down on one another secretively, people getting their swears bleeped out to one another as they ramble on hysterically making little to no sense while still throwing up their arms and yelling nonsense. But this method of catching viewer's attention always has the one moment that will happen every single time during a season of a reality tv show. They show someone getting taken off in an ambulance . For some reason this hooks the viewer more than anything else. Once extreme damage is perceived to happen than viewers have no choice but to waste meaningless time in their lives to watch "reality."

"Hey did u see the preview for the new real world season."

"Yeah it looks lame."

"But dude, someone gets taken off in a ambulence!"

"Whoah! Now i have to watch it!"

"I just can't wait to eat up that reality food."

reality food by Neptune's Bounty April 5, 2009

pimp food

food that is good.

"Mmm, pimp food" (after discovering pizza)

pimp food by bj_ October 12, 2012

Gamer's Food 

Usually is either a Coke (classic), or Mountain Dew with Doritoes, or Snack cakes.

"I'm gonna go get me a coke and some doritoes."
"Now you're eating Gamer's Food? What's next? Moocher's Food?"

Gamer's Food by HadezTheDark July 4, 2008