Somisi to Somizi "Angie": The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Somisi to Somizi "Angie": The First Juvenile Release

Somisi to Somizi "Angie": The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

First Boy

1. Father - indicating the first of your boys
2. What an only boy becomes when you meet a second boy (pending)

B: "Is my First Boy your dad?"

Z: "No, unless you met my dad first?"

M: "So I guess what you're saying is everyone has a different First Boy?"

Z: "No"

by Boy (Dutch) June 3, 2025

November first

National rebellious day ask out your crush do the things you would not normally do

Did u just ask out your crush
Hell yeah its November first

by I’m sorry yuri November 1, 2019

Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Jews First

I thought America First meant no wars. I thought it meant America decides. Didn't WE just bomb the Houthi's? If AMERICA wanted to bomb Iran... Then AMERICA would have bombed Iran... INSTEAD... Israel bombed Iran and AMERICA is covering their for ass.

Hym "So really it isn't AMERICA first. It's JEWS first. How does America first somehow mean the Jews make decisions and then America just does whatever Israel wants? We need to cut off the tap to Israel immediately. They are a waste of time and money. But you know who ISN'T that? ME! I always deliver. And unlike Israel, I am American. Unlike Trump I have never betrayed my cause or my people. I also wasn't friends with pedophiles. I condemned pedophiles and molesters."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

first weeb problems

Like first world problems but..... For weebs

When you really want to tell all your friends about what happened in your favorite anime, but none of them watch it. First Weeb Problems

by NebuLositY99 July 2, 2019