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Married By Facebook

Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.
That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.

Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.

Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded
by c-hat-e August 5, 2012
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facebook fucker

Someone who starts talking to girls they don't know on facebook solely for the purpose of fucking them later on.
Friend- That weird kid Adam just asked how my ballet lessons are going. wtf does he care??
Me- He doesn't, he's just trying to be facebook fucker.
by Pichosaurio December 17, 2013
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In-your-facebooker

A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.
"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"
by dunkentz November 19, 2009
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Facebook Highfive

To like a status, comment, photo, video, or link on the social network Facebook. Can also be used to describe someone who likes their own status, comment, link, etc......
Example 1- Emilia gave me a Facebook Highfive for the link I posted about our friend's epic fail today.

Example 2- Dude?!?! You like everything on Facebook, INCLUDING your OWN stuff....... its like giving yourself a highfive..... a FACEBOOK highfive that is!!!
by gman14 January 16, 2011
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facebook-lovers

People who share their undying love for each other over Facebook with no regard to their friends' news feeds. They say the most cliché things that they wouldn't even say in person to each other, but they do on Facebook.
Random Facebook user: Wow, Kelsie and Blake are the most annoying Facebook-lovers. Have they heard of a phone? They are completely ruining my news feed with what looks to be love letters written by children.
by JoMommaFroGeorgia July 8, 2012
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facebook weaboo

any one who
A. adds an anime, manga, or video game character to their facebook friends
B. has a profile in the name of an anime, manga, or video game character
*note: fan/like pages are not in this category*
Man: Devin, you cant be friends with 15 naruto uzumakis, 10 hatusne mikus, 8 ichigo kurosakis, 7 Lelouch Vi Britannias, and 50 kallen stadtfelds, you fucking facebook weaboo.
by TheKnightingale January 17, 2011
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facebook revalation

Finally recognizing in person a facebook friend. When it clicks that the person you just saw walking by you is indeed that facebook friend you have never met.
Walking down the hall she had a facebook revalation that random girl who always likes her pictures and realized it was indeed shannon.
by awesomecowgirl16 September 13, 2011
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