The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

by Xerts March 14, 2022

corn boyfriend

When you put corn on your shaft as a makeshift condom. Most commonly seen in Nebraska.

"I can't find any condoms so I'll use my corn boyfriend"

by Claude Ballzz March 18, 2014

Corn

When read as an acronym it means "come over right now". Commonly used by devious scallywags trying to secretly seduce a girl.

**randomly says corn**

by Whylookthisup March 14, 2021

Corn man

A dude that just constantly says/does corny shi. If you get called a corn man you should reiterate you’re whole existence

If u say “without me” if someone’s getting in the shower u r in face a CORN MAN

by anonymous February 9, 2023

Alaskan corn dip

An Alaskan corn dip is usually performed after a rusty trombone one partner takes a liquid shit in the mouth of the other partner then the first partner proceeds to take a piece of corn and dip it in the liquid shit causing a so called Alaskan corn dip

Partner 1. I’d like to try something new today

Partner 2. What is it

Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip

Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard

by Alaskan corn dip September 8, 2021

corn spaghetti

Putting a soft dick in a shitty ass hole

I’m sorry I didn’t last so long. I had corn spaghetti for the rest of the time.

by Hotmuffin6969 November 15, 2017

Nebraskan Corn Schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.

Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.

by Ruddpudd April 1, 2024