Curry Club

Recurring fixture in the social calendar of ageing, married blokes who like to get together and act like they are younger than their late thirty something years. Conversations usually include the following themes : farting, wanking, baldness, shagging, seagulling and curry-related jokes.

Third rule of Curry Club is "Always be prepared with a surprise for someone returning from the loo"

Lads - just got back from pebbledashing the ceramic - looks like a 7 is too strong

Wish Dom would be a bit more confident with his jokes at Curry Club, he's a bit too quiet.

by The Angry Dragon of London August 2, 2008

Billionhair Club for Men

A group of ultra rich men with god awful hairpieces.

"Oh my god, did you see Melman?" "Yea, it looks like he just joined the Billionhair Club for Men."

by Please wash it Hugo April 16, 2010

shit club of cheating cunts

*Essendon

Fuck you and your shit club of cheating cunts

by TirdyLannister September 26, 2013

Mile Haiki Club

The very elite club for those that have written 2 or more Haiki whilst traveling on an airplane

So I met this chick on a plane and it turns out she was into poetry, next thing I knew we had joined the Mile Haiki Club

by The Alumni March 15, 2011

Secret Secret Dino Club

An awesome band who's words describe my life. They're very relatable. From Saratoga Springs, NY just waiting for their time to make it big.

Girl 1: Have you heard Secret Secret Dino Club's song 'When I was 16?'
Girl 2: Hell yeah! It's amazing.

by Flamingo3 June 9, 2011

fremantle football club

Bunch of dockers. See definition of docker

Supported by little gay boys like dean de Villiers

Fremantle dockers football club
Fremantle football club

by Sammy020 September 26, 2013

pulse night club

The day 49 homosexual people died by a severe crazed Isil.

Pulse night club is where my friend was shot at.

by nuggeteater January 4, 2017