christianity 

the worst thing in all of existance
you always have to tell your christians friends that everything is not explained by god but by freaking science

so fuck christianity

i hate christianity

christianity by aRandomDudeWasTaken February 9, 2021

Christian

An idiot who prays every night, but receives no reply, and makes up excuses as to why "he" didn't reply.

Christian: Dear God, if there is any hope that I shall pass my drivers test tomorrow, please guide me to victory.. Amen.

*the next day, he crashes on the test and dies*.

Christian by Brilliant Definer April 2, 2013

Christian-Frederik 

A guy that has lost enough braincells to fall to the ground laughing after reading the number 69 and saying the word bruh

Person 1: what’s that idiot doing?
Person 2: he just be a Christian-Frederik

Christian-Frederik by The guy that defines stuff September 13, 2019

christianship 

A fake, shallow friendship between two Christians that is based solely on common belief in Jesus. In a "christianship," your "friend" will pretend to love you and will say nice Christian things to you. If you begin questioning your beliefs or, even worse, lose your faith, this "friend" will leave you in a heart beat. You are no longer one of "God's people" and you have been deceived by Satan. This supposed "friend" who you thought cared about you as a person actually only liked you because you were Christian. This person will want nothing to do with you and will likely only say (oftentimes in a condensing fashion) "I will pray for you."

My friend Lindsay found out last week that I'm atheist. Now she won't talk to me. I've tried texting and calling her but she won't respond. When I ran into her at the library, I tried saying "Hey!" but she completely ignored me. It looks like our christianship is over. :/

christianship by sheepster2 October 14, 2012

christiansexual 

When you are only physically attracted to a boy named Christian.

Im straight, how about you?

I happen to be Christiansexual

christiansexual by Ihopehesingsittoyourmama January 7, 2021

Christiansplaining

When a religious figure such as a priest, a pastor, a youth leader- or a christian in general decides to justify and explain themselves and their actions- no matter how drastic it is.

"There you go- 'christiansplaining' everything!"

Christiansplaining by Dreamland_roses March 13, 2023

Christiansplaining

When a religious figure such as a Christian, a pastor, a priest, and or a youth leader tries to downplay and justify their actions through frequent over explanation, gaslighting, and manipulation. This is often results in further gaslightingand insulting

"ah, see there they are, christiansplaining on the TV. I swear if they keep christiansplaining I'm gonna barf.

Christiansplaining by Dreamland_roses March 13, 2023