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Enterprise Rent-A-Car 

Enterprise Rent-A-Car = bad customer service and shitty salespeople. Each branch is usually ran by some washed out frat boy that had a 0.5 GPA in college.
"Damn, I just wrecked my Jetta in that stupid snowstorm."
"Sucks for you cause now you got to rent a car from Enterprise Rent-A-Car."
"Fuck, shit, piss, damn, bitch!!!!!"
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Chick Car 

A car that looks sporty, but has an automatic transmission. (Of course, no man with two legs would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.)
That Jetta sure looks cool, but it's only a chick car. Look inside, it's got an automatic tranny.
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two camels in a tiny car 

a statement that will allow you to win any conversation in existence
troll: spiderman3 was the best movie ever
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: brad pitt is gay
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: rose o'donald has a penis
you:two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)

kentucky car bomb 

The act of deficating in the trunk,or cab of one's car and letting it sit and boil in the heat of a long summer day.
Goddamnit, who kentucky car bombed me while I was at work?
kentucky car bomb by Rawbbit December 1, 2006

muscle car 

First off
if you say that muscle cars are stupid, slow, crappy, redneck cars, or technologically inferior you are a total jackass and you need to go get into your honda civic with the body kit and the huge fin that makes it look like it can go over 110 and go drive off a cliff. Skylines, NSX's etc are acceptable cars but are still pieces of shit in comparison to most muscle cars. Your car sounds like shit, probably because i can go down and buy a soda bottle that holds more than the entire motor of your "hi performance" car.
A muscle car is a real mans car. in order to better understand this lets go into the definition of "man"
a man is a male human being with balls and a dick.
if you dont have the balls to drive a real car then dont try to soup it up to make you feel like you actually are adequate in bed, you arent
real mens cars are muscle cars (PREFERABLY fords but any american made high horsepower vehicle is elligable.)
if its made in japan
its a piece of shit
and if you dont have respect for americans because our cars "suck" then move to fucking japan, cuz no one wants you here.
You are a ricing little bitch, 1.6 liters??? my soda holds more than that. Hell, i can piss more than that. The 11th commandment is there is no substitute for cubic inches, so go get a clue you little bitches. you show me a japanese car with over 2000 horsepower and then we'll talk. There are several muscle cars that have made that much and even more so go suck a fat one.
YOU ARE BITCHES
muscle car by Bro Hater April 26, 2006
a car typically driven by a housewife, such as a suburban or a minivan. They are often used to cart around kids to soccer games, and that is why so many of these mom cars have little soccer ball magnets on the back
Amanda: look at that mom car (points at passing mini- van with soccer ball sticker on the back)
Katharine: eww, that's so gross! mom cars are fugly.
mom car by katharineisawesome January 2, 2009

Wannabe Car guy

A person who claims they know a lot about cars But tends to only talk about over-popular car brands like Ferrari,Lamborghini,Bugatti,ETC...
Car Guy:Whats your favorite car?
Wannabe:its the Ferrari Veyron
Car Guy:*Face palms* Lets face it you don't know S**t about cars your a Wannabe Car Guy.