A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched
by james clarke May 15, 2023
Would you like your personal biscuit buttered?
by amandanicole07 May 30, 2022
Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.
by COOKIE918 July 30, 2017
by Bubblehiney November 17, 2016
A sexy, pretty, cute, woman/ girl. She is single, with no job, no kids, BUT she can cook her ass off. JK that bitch cant cook for shit.
by queen biscuit December 04, 2018
When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.
by AB1991 February 20, 2022
When you have opened a packet of biscuits and eaten a few and then leave them for a couple of days, the top biscuit in the pack will go stale, but in doing so, will keep the rest of the biscuits fresh - it is deemed the sacrificial biscuit...
Person 1 - "Yeah I'll have a biscuit, but don't give me the stale one at the top"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"
by das raving salty man 2K16 August 29, 2023