andrew swerdlin

a fucking golden retriever who makes bad jokes that no one laughs at, also is white

Look that’s Andrew Swerdlin, what a dumbass.

by shedge June 9, 2022

Andrew

They praise themselves online like all the other definitions with this stupid name. Legitimately sounds like a 9 year old's name, now even worse with the existence of Tate.

Take this from me, you do NOT want to be named Andrew.

by me when aaaugh September 4, 2023

andrews wife

A stupid whore who gets fucked by multiple men daily

john: hey bob, did you end up fucking andrews wife last night
bob: yeah, me and 5 other guys

by TheSaltyCrab April 9, 2020

Andrew

Andrew is a mean person who’s only so rude to Angelina who does nothing wrong to him. He ghosts pretty girls because he’s a scaredy cat and is scared of commitment.

Andrew is a hoe

by linaaaaa111111 April 14, 2024

Andrew

The largest bone in the world

Andrew is a man with a big bone in his leg and crotch area in his pants

by Ya boi 263 October 13, 2022

Andrew Labozzo

Is a grown ass man that might be the sexiest person alive. He is amazing at sports such as baseball, basketball, football, and lacrosse.

Andrew labozzo is more perfect than Tanner Lucy

by Andrew Labozzo January 7, 2020

Andrew Mueller

A leader among peasents, a deity upon mortals, a Mueller among civilians. Andrew Mueller is a half cyber half flesh being. He wields an ubsurdly large battle axe in battle. Andrew (Milk Man) Mueller. Crazy skater, made Tony Hawk cry. Cuts wood and starts fires on a daily. Whenever Andrew Mueller thinks of an Idea a large bomb is set off in a 100 mile radius. Andrew Mueller is the dominant primoridal beast that has been leader for the Muellers since the time of dawn. First real man to ever step foot on the moon. He is the creator of steroyeds. Andrew Mueller is a German-born, London-based fnaf enthusiast and author. He is a 10 time gold medalist winner for fastest time to skin a living hog/boar, and also regularly writes for The Independent, The Independent on Sunday, The Financial.

I feel like Andrew Mueller -ing some hogs right about now...

by TurdPoo December 18, 2021