Deep Fried Dong

A deep fried dong is a penis dipped in cocaine before fucking,

wow, that Deep Fried Dong last night was great!

by aaaaaaaaaaaā March 2, 2023

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

deep storage

some really weird kink my daddy told me about where a girl (or any submissive) gets buried alive and gets a feeding tube in her mouth and one out her ass a la Human Centipede after a long, arduous process of dehumanization.

my daddy told me about deep storage kinks and now I can't sleep at night.

by littlemissterry October 12, 2020

the deep is calling

You went insane after playing deepwoken too long.

THE DEEP IS CALLING THE DEEP IS CALLING THE DEEP IS CALLING

by THE DEEP IS CALLING March 27, 2024

Balls deep

When you thrust your erect penis into a gentleman’s behind (ass).

‘I was balls deep in Ishaq last night.’
‘The other night, Levi was hanging out of the back of me, balls deep, woah! I shuddered’

by Wyatt_define July 7, 2024

deep chef

A Deep State chef responsible for cooking up schemes to subjugate the masses. Often a background player shielded from any consequences when their dirty dealings are inevitably brought to public light.

"Did you hear about the Twitter Files? Sounds like the Biden laptop stories were true all along."

"Yeah. The Deep Chef is working overtime doing damage control. I bet they'll blame this one on Russia too."

by jint3i December 4, 2022

Hippo of the Deep End

Manatee

The Hippo of the Deep end sure is annoying

by fpaq April 14, 2011