JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.

BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH

by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020

Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick

Jake: wanna spray paint

Fresh: suck my DICK NIGGA

by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022

my man

A sexy phrase, once used by the sex god maid Mammon in Leviathan's audio drama. So sexy that the population of Mammorons started shitting and peeing hard. Sex. Did I mention it's a sexy phrase? Sex.

Eden: My man!

Mila: My man.
Moo: my :) man :)
Venus: cumming and moaning MY FUCKING MAN BIG DICK BALLS THE SIZE OF GLOBE

by venus707 October 24, 2020

It's hurting on my knees

What Grandpa Say!

It's Hurting On My Knees!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

oh.. my.. god..

Janice's (from the sit-com FRIENDS) iconic line in the show. Whenever she walks into a room, or appears in a scene, her words are always "oh my god" .

Chandler: Wow this looks like a nice house lets buy it
*Janice walks in*
Janice: oh.. my.. god..

by They were on a break July 14, 2020

Where's My Sex Hater

the greatest account to ever grace Twitter, and who will be missed dearly.

"Hey, remember Where's My Sex Hater?"

"I miss him."

by notborpgorp February 19, 2025