throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

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Glorious Day

This phrase refers to a sex position where the female faces the sun and is spun over a 24 hour period. For it to be completed correctly, she must be fucked every hour after saying several Pagan prayers.

“I really wished my man didn’t give me a Glorious Day every week.”

by OldManHanz March 25, 2022

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Animal like a nice day

Dream dream dream. Around you baby girl. Animal like a nice day. Hearns cinnamon aid fu*k it right you will.

Someone: look what this emo wrote
Someone too: wtf
Emo: ANIMAL LIKE A NICE DAY

by Skyrim550 March 26, 2022

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National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022

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