The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017
Get the Alabama Ass Warmermug. An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.
by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018
Get the Ass Clownmug. the ledge part of a girls ass just under the cheeks, the more over hang and perky it is the more of a cliff hanger it is!
2 guys
guy 1: hey you see that girl who just walked past? she had a cliff hanger ass!
guy 2: yeah not as nice and grabbable as my girlfriends ass though!
guy 1: hey you see that girl who just walked past? she had a cliff hanger ass!
guy 2: yeah not as nice and grabbable as my girlfriends ass though!
by blahhhhh69 August 26, 2013
Get the Cliff Hanger Assmug. ass gitters: the act in where your booty hole twitches when you have to go take a poo. Or clinching on the booty hole.
by Asht0nTreadway October 24, 2022
Get the ass gittersmug. by Les_6789 February 11, 2025
Get the belgian ass grazingmug. by chilllilbro November 20, 2023
Get the Lexi sexy assmug. 2000 assloads
Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
Get the Ass-tonmug.