August 5th Justin Day

August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!

It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..

Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!

You : No way!

Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.

You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.

by justinlover23 July 15, 2021

National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 25, 2021

National Free the Nipple Day

May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird

Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”

Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”

by gymreaper May 29, 2023

Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!

John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”

by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020

National Tyrone Magnus Day

A day to celebrate Tyrone Magnus!!!! The best white/black boi in the whole galaxy!

“Tomorrow is finally National Tyrone Magnus Day so we can celebrate!!”

by gimp2821 December 07, 2020

National Miyagawa Hideaki Day

16th February, also known as National Miyagawa Hideaki Day is a wealthy Funeral Directors Birthday. If you couldn't tell, his name is Miyagawa Hideaki.

Fun Fact: This is often Celebrated in Hideaki's Mansion with his two Fruity Boyfriends.

Haven't you heard? It's National Miyagawa Hideaki Day! Oh wow, it's gotten here so fast. National Miyagawa Hideaki Day!

by azureills February 16, 2023

Next Day Denise

Very hungover, usually from a work event, caused by one or two glasses of cheap bubbles.

"My goodness, I am so Next Day Denise after that Influencer party last night with Hugo, sorry I'm late."

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 18, 2019