When you’re playing Mario Kart and you hang a banana out of your ass so that you can block red shells from hitting you.
by Assnanalover May 21, 2022
Get the Ass-nanamug. by poncholover69 June 28, 2018
Get the hoe assmug. the most beautiful thing that you could possibly lay your mortal eyes upon, not even the face of god himself could possibly compare to this sight. it grips with the force of 1,000 suns and 23 million black holes all at the same time, it would take king Arthur, Thor, Zeus, Poseidon, Homelander, omni-man, and Hercules pulling at the same time in order to get me to move even a millionth of a millimeter out of it.
by LYNUSSYLOVER June 2, 2024
Get the lyn-assmug. The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything
That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses
by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020
Get the Jack of All Assesmug. Also known as a Marc-ass-bitch; a man that is very much in the friend zone, he’ll even FAMILY zone but still proceeds to make advances on you and even exposes himself to you KNOWING you are not okay with it. Also incredibly short and unfunny
by tundrcvnt August 16, 2025
Get the mark-ass-bitchmug. My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.
by PickleChips April 11, 2011
Get the Ass Baggiemug.