Dick

Big Dick: D========3
Small Dick: D==3
Average Dick: D=3
Hard Dick: D🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱3
Soft Dick: D🪶🪶3
Hop Of My Dick: D❌❌❌❌3

Ancient Dick: D3

Randome Ass Dude: Holy Dick Noodles, some hoe punched my dick balls!

by JigglyJoe69 November 28, 2022

Vacation Dick

Beyond shifting comfort level of fit, shifting sexual partners shifts brain neurons; loyalty v monogamy;

Ravneet Kaur may be experiencing Tucker McNear Swanson Carlson’s’ vacation dick monogamously by including Tucker Carlson in tweets;

|l @ElonMusk % True Love % @JoshPrenot % @Tifftweeeets % @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @TuckerCarlson % @ITheyThem I|;

by @PaparazziAreRight November 28, 2022

Dick spreader

Dick spreader

Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.

Guy 1: You see that huge nerd Carl over there?

Guy 2: Carl? What about him?

Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!

by Average DemonCore Fucker November 29, 2022

Dick Chicken

A game played by 2 or more heterosexual/homosexual men who pull out their penis and walk towards each other at the same time. The first person to chicken out is the loser but if their penis touch they both win.

Hey guys, who wants to play dick chicken?

by Grimmjow23.4 November 30, 2022

Dick Rider

Brock

Brock is a dick rider

by Chumpppppp April 21, 2022

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

Dick

A penis

Or some bitch that makes fun of you

"Sup dick!"
"fuck did i do?"
"thats what u r"

"oh wow thats a big dick"

by nogivesashit.com April 22, 2022