weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with

Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?

by Snoopyyaasss March 06, 2016

fart a weed

When your Initials start with the first four letters of the alphabet and you kester marijuana because your a fucking pot head And you literally fart a once of weed.

Kassady: hey do you smoke weed?
Dylan: Yea me and my boyfriend dallas are about to fart a weed bro.

by Redneckgarage75 May 16, 2017

bleedin the weed

When you beat a penis with a large amount of marijuana to the point where blood is drawn.

I was beating my boy friends penis with so much weed he died of blood loss Bleedin the weed. weed butt weenie shlong

by I_love_my_seanniboo December 07, 2015

share weed

You don't.

"Bro will share weed with me?"
"No"

by Puffpuffnah September 07, 2015

Weed King

A posh king of the white ethnicity born in the hood, who is a Karen slayer.

Oh! Call Weed King, a lady wants to see the manager!

by Leykaisaan December 13, 2020

weed hoarder

someone who hoards weed and dosen't let anyone else touch it.

stop being a weed hoarder

by Max Donnanoodles March 05, 2016

Pass the Weed

U tweakin bro

Yo bro u know I could have went pro… yeaaaa bro pass the weed.

by JayDaMan_2x April 14, 2024