An ungodly war of tree shooting up one another only to be stopped by the tree god who then planted all of them in the ground.
by PossiblyGodJkHeDoesntExist September 4, 2017

When you eat nothing but chili for a couple of days while holding off the urge to take a shit and when it finally becomes unbearable you stand over your other (preferably in a bathtub) and spray your fountain of explosive diarrhea all over them.
My relationship with my old lady went to the next level when she let me give her a Japanese War Fountain
by Spnanksbdv February 28, 2020

by NepgearAfficionado April 15, 2022

the predicted third worldwide war that finally began on December 15, 2018, that was fought mainly between Ariana Grande, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, and Pete Davidson.
by Aneera :) December 15, 2018

by Madam82 March 2, 2016

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which someone argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Michael Jordan Syndrome.
Sherlock thinks that LeBron James will never compete with Michael Jordan. Sherlock has Star Wars Syndrome
by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

by BennyBoy09 November 18, 2021
