damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing is something someone says when someone says something unfunny

person 1: *says something unfunny*
person 2: damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

by king bruh ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ December 22, 2020

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.

After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.

by Cobo December 1, 2007

you got me feeling some typa way

meaning he/she's feeling you and or liking you or the situation

damn you got me feeling some typa way

by princess0170 June 1, 2016

Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing

This is what you say when someone in your friend group says something unfunny

Chris: "I had sex with Joe Mama last night
Josh: " Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing

by Eternal Bleeding February 26, 2021

OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!

A response to any insult directed at someone around you

Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"

by That Guy That Nobody Likes May 16, 2016

walking around like he's got a big dick

carrying oneself in a manner of un-earned swagger, walking around like a dousch

Look at him flexing while he walks
Yeah he's walking around like he's got a big dick or something

by Ethan Boyle April 22, 2009