When your penis is scared and shrivels back up into your body in an attempt to save itself. Sometimes if the experience is too terrifying, the penis comes out the anus.
When I found out "she " wasn't a she, my penis went full turtle. I started running but by ass hurt too much.
by Weekly Circumcision November 29, 2016
by Acritus April 20, 2017
A person who has a defensive and protective façade and shell but a cute, sensitive inside.
Similar to watermelons.
Similar to watermelons.
by Marbles&Envelopes November 04, 2018
Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.
Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.
Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.
by Anon41543 November 23, 2016
A man whom is so overly submissive to his woman that you would assume he "tucks his penis down the middle between each ball, then into his anus"; thus resembling a turtle's both front and hind legs along with a tucked/rolled tail.
The guy holding her purse has some dignity; but her purse, her friend's purse and their drinks...absolute turtle.
I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.
Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.
I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.
Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.
by stirsmokesapot September 14, 2021
Abbreviation of the "awkward turtle" hand gesture - expressed in one word. Turtle.
Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
mate: how was it meeting her parents?
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.
boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!
boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.
boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!
boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
by happycatsmiles December 14, 2010