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Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the differnce between a shiny red Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I do not have a shiny red Corvette in my garage.
by TheD8001 April 16, 2005
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Left 4 Dead

In a world were 3 guys and a teenage girl must traverse the zombie infested lands. There is no hope, no cure, and no problem. This is a world where it's alright that they know exactly where the safe room is, Hunters all seem to enjoy the same blue hoodie, smokers just want to give you a good frisking, and Boomers don't ever work out. And when you say David Banner, I just slashed your tires, prepare to fight a tank.
LEFT 4 DEAD DIALOGUE
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Zoey: ALMOST THERE?!?!? ALMOST THERE!
Louis: Get these vampires offa me!
Bill: They're zombies moron.
Duke Nukem: HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
by BoBoBo-Bo BoBo-Bo January 23, 2009
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Dead Inside

A phrase that sad lonely, depressed people say (most use it for attention) when it really doesn't make sense cause their heart is beating so they wouldn't be dead inside...
Me: "I'm dead Inside"
Doctor: "Ma'am your heart is still beating"
by Depressed_Panda December 7, 2018
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Dead man's shift

The shift within a night watch covering from midnight until dawn or midnight until 04:00 in modern forces.

Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.
by CircularLogic June 2, 2011
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Walking the dead dog

When you release a rancid fart and walk away; the stench follows you like walking a dog. A dead dog.
"My god, it smells dangerous over there"
"Hehe yeah, Matt was just walking the dead dog."
by Fugazziboi September 9, 2014
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dead eye dicky

Dead eye Dicky!
Scream out the top of your voice when something is spot on.
by Croatian Creation December 11, 2011
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Dead girl walking

"I need it hard, I'm a dead girl walking. I'm in your yard, im a dead girl walking."
by GodchampKinnie April 10, 2022
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