Milking Parlor

When a female kidnaps multiple men and holds captive until at least having eight in custody. At this point she places each in a head gate where they are able to eat a high protein ration. Meanwhile the woman attaches a modified set of milking equipment and removes the semen from each male. This is repeated twice a day for years, until each male dies off or has to be put down.

Isn't is sad what happened to Jeremy? Eight years ago he went missing, and they found his body last week in a milking parlor.

by Awesome sauce 69 June 16, 2018

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bird milk

n. Synonym for seamen.

She was covered in my bird milk. It was a little unsettling.

by King of Kock October 31, 2007

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milk cans

cans that hold milk. Can be on the chest of someone but most commonly found at hood milk plantation.

Derek J was making a scene at the opera because his milk cans kept clanking together. The opera had to sing so loud the cans erupted and emptied.

by Gene Giroux February 28, 2007

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milk and cookies

Sure, you get a cookie. But the milk is really jizz.

"Hi honey, you look parched after a long day at work. Can I offer you some milk and cookies?"

by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019

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Milk steak

A milk steak is a block of cheese. Cheese being made from milk and is sold in a block shape. Much like a steak.and boiled over hard could possibly mean melted because of Charlie's dyslexia and inability to understand and articulate the right words in general.

On an episode of it's always Sunny in Philadelphia Charlie mistakenly calls block of cheese and milk steak because of his nervousness while meeting the beautiful attorney.

Charlie-,"I'll take the milk steak , boiled over hard , with your best side of raw jelly beans."

by bigfatcody420 August 11, 2017

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