A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023
Get the Ninja of Darknessmug. by abby 🥄🥄🥄 December 6, 2017
Get the picture of the darkmug. by DarkTheGayWeeb February 8, 2020
Get the Darkmug. When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.
by Nesthiq April 4, 2020
Get the Dark wizardmug. Let me get some of that dark.
by LegionAK March 17, 2020
Get the Darkmug. by VengefulProgram June 18, 2018
Get the dark eccentricmug. 