Whilst in the act of fornication, the recipient is to put their longest finger into the anus of the provider. In turn executing the most visceral climax possible.
Man I was having sex last night, and they stuck their finger in my butt. I gave them the biggest shotgun gut punch!
by Anonymouse gut puncher February 25, 2021
When fuckin a chick from behind, you drop an elbow in her lower back and as she is coming up from the pain you give her a nice punch in the back of the head.
by The McDougaller February 17, 2011
Person 1: I just won the lottery!
Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!
*High five*
Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!
Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!
*High five*
Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!
by Wellmanator October 29, 2008
My vags is still burning from my boyfriend giving the old piss slit a Mexican Tongue Punch last night!!
by Guns4fun February 15, 2017
A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver
When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"
by Tom-Dickery-Kickery October 09, 2016
A: Hey! I haven’t seen you in a long time!
B: My schedule changed, so I’ve been working nights and weekends. But, I’m rolling with the punches and adapting!
B: My schedule changed, so I’ve been working nights and weekends. But, I’m rolling with the punches and adapting!
by Farzane May 02, 2021
When your Cambodian boyfriend gets a stiffy and extends past the 1 inch mark, bruising your throat.
Alternatively, any hummer that results in neurotic flesh in your throat.
Alternatively, any hummer that results in neurotic flesh in your throat.
Did you hear about Jason's girlfriend Emma? After he gave her a Cambodian throat punch, she had to have throat surgery.
by Sir cuckstein December 10, 2019