Dude

Donky dick aka dude

The thing is that big people are confusing it for a dude who is looking for a job.

by Donkey dodger August 17, 2025

Dudes on me like Dillon

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash

Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon

by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 15, 2021

dude

dude is a camels penis

“yo that camel has a big dude

by mummyshak October 9, 2021

dude

a word everyone uses to address eachother, so don't get offended when someone calls you it

girl 1: dude, we should go see that new movie

girl 2: sure man

by spicyapplewater July 2, 2020

dude card

A play one makes when "checking", dissing, rebutting or putting down another--either their idea, behavior or character--using the opening line, "Dude!..."

Ex. 1:

Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.

Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!

Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!

Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!

Ex. 2:

Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!

Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!

Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!

by Tee$ December 15, 2011

To dude

To have sexual intercourse with a girl in a very non-romantic or passionate way, for the sole purpose of elevating one's manly stature. Usually achieved through the use of excessive allusions and peer pressure, and followed by excessive bragging in deep manly vocal register to one's bros.

Note the phonetic similarity between "to do" and "to dude".

Example 1:
Kathleen - "So last night I had this really weird dream."
Jade - "Did it involve midgets in plaid?"
Kathleen - "It did, actually. One was trying to dude me. He wanted to be able to brag to his friends, but then a dragon flew by and devoured him. And I just sat there wearing a Queen Amidala costume."
Jade - "You had that dream last week."
Kathleen - "Yeah...I think I need therapy."

Example 2:
Bro 1 - I totally did Sarah last night.
Bro 2 - Do you like her?
Bro 1 - Eh, she's okay.
Bro 2 - (thinks to self) Oh, he duded her. I can't decided if that makes him cool or not. I think it does.

by katnjade October 19, 2009

Dude selfish syndrome

When a guy doesn't want a girl he has intercourse with or had relations with to talk to anyone else. He will get mad, name calling. Threatening, and easily pissed off at you.

He called you a whore and blocked you Shelly. What the hell does he have "dude selfish syndrome?"

by Shelly Smith January 18, 2017