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machineel tree

A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.
I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!
by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020
mugGet the machineel treemug.

Tree House BCN

A place where creativity sparks and where quality content is created.

A Tree House is a place that feels like home, inhabited by a family of like no other.

Its success comes from the Tree Formula. Everything in life starts with a seed, an origin. And it's only from a good foundation that great brands are built, ensuring global coherence to make the tree grow.

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1: "Do you know that creative agency from BCN?"
2: "YES, of course! It's TREE HOUSE BCN!"
by Digital-Monster November 23, 2021
mugGet the Tree House BCNmug.

Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(
by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022
mugGet the Wise Mystical Treemug.

Tree

The annoying ass people that you hate who are one year younger than you
Oh no there comes the trees
by Sannesafir January 10, 2017
mugGet the Treemug.

Tree

Tree is used when cunt is not acceptable
Stop being a tree
by Legin86 April 5, 2019
mugGet the Treemug.

Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
mugGet the Tree-fucking Carlmug.

That tree has a branch

It means then someone that looks like a female but its actually a male
This can be used for femboys
Freind1: bro meadow look fine asf Imma hook her up
Freind 2 : broThat tree has a branch
by FLWZY November 1, 2025
mugGet the That tree has a branchmug.

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