Noah

BEST VALORANT PLAYER/ SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

have u heard of noah i want to fuck him

by urbigdaddynoah July 5, 2022

Noah

The greatest, the one and only, the smartest, the greatest, the biggest, the bestest, the handsomest. Who else could it be except the B to the O to the A.

I wish I had a boyfriend like Noah The Boa.

by BigD19Boa July 11, 2022

Noah

A cute handsome boy who’s very funny and overprotective and sweet when he wants to be and just perfect in general. You will definitely wanna spend a whole life time with him. Life has no meaning without him. He’s adorable and cute. Has amazing shoe game style and taste. Always dresses well too. Noah will be on your mine forever

girl 1: your Noah’s girlfriend ?!
girl 2: ofc I love him so much

Girl 1: aww THATS so cute I ship u guys together aww

by jehejwjwwjjwwjkwjwkww July 15, 2022

Noah

The type of person whose dialog tree hasn’t been updated in the new patch and so talking to them only increases your playtime.

Player: What do you think about this sword I got?
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time

by NPCEnergy July 22, 2022

NOAH

Pronounced-NO-WAH noah is a freakishly tall young black male caving in at 6 foot 6 on a good day. Noah has a great booty and beautiful and supple skin akin to a silk tailored scarf made from unicorn hair.

noahs mom: NO-WAH

Noah: OUI? (deep voice)

by shawtyattractor July 23, 2022

Nahnee

I very caring person. They always get stabbed in the back even though they love people very much. Nahnee is a rare person.

Nahnee was walking down the hall at school

by NJ477 August 1, 2022

Noah

Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.

Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass

by WordSmith2005 August 2, 2022