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Commodore Nut

A commodore nut is what happens when one decides to contract their muscles during ejaculation, allowing only a small amount of seminal fluid to escape the tip of the penis and then pulling out of the probed orifice.
"I was fucking that bitch Ayisha last night and I almost busted a nut in her, but as a last ditch efforti decided to go with a commodore nut."
by blueskar May 26, 2017
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Ear-nut

An Ear-nut happens when you hear a beautiful sound/noise and your ear orgasms.
"Yo Jake I had an ear-nut when I heard Brianna Hernandez sing"-Nicholas Pereira
by papi p January 20, 2020
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Ape Nuts

Combined form of going nuts (as in crazy) to the extent you do silly things, like an ape, monkey or other primate.
After being shot down for the thirtieth time in one week, John began to go ape nuts and shouted out things he didn't like in other people as a retort.
by jclovis3 March 28, 2017
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Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone
Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt
by John nut September 26, 2019
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Wholesome Nutting

When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.
Wholesome nutting - When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

“I was jacking off the other day, and just when I climaxed I started thinking of that cute girl I had a nice time with last night and wholesome nutted.”

*after doing the dirty* Did you just wholesome nut? Yeah, I really like you and I just don’t wanna defile you like that, you know?
by Zizoman123 February 9, 2021
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Cassius nuts

When a girl is obsessed with a boy and even though they have only kissed once when they were drunk she has feelings for him…
Xa**: after one year I have feelings for Kas*** even though he kissed me when he was drunk

Kri***: damn, you down bad girl … you have Cassius nuts
by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 10, 2022
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Nut-garita

A pair has some form of intercourse (sex, hand job etc.) and right before the man ejaculates, he dips his penis in lemon juice, then salt, and then ejaculates into the mouth of the other person. The semen, lemon juice and salt mix mimics a margarita.
Leah: Michael gave me a nut-garita last night.
Andre: did it taste any good?
Leah: not as salty as I expected, but the lemon juice burnt his dick.
by spiders&socks November 28, 2021
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