Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

montgomery nesquik

the sexual act of when you eat someone out and then the partner shotgun shits into the partners mouth while swallowing the fecal matter and still participating in the sexual intercourse.

"Yo Zach, Im feeling frisky tonight, lets go ask Jessica if she wants to do a montgomery nesquik with us."
"Hell yeah Austin, lets do it!"

by d7_edd March 31, 2019

ants nest

A meeting place for hoes

I am horny feel I going ants nest later

by Yoko Fung November 16, 2019

lil ness

epic family friendly pg clean soundcloud rapper and bread maker

"Wow, they're so rich! This dude makin mad doe like lil ness!"

by miklogron December 11, 2019

Lorraine ness

A big annoying girl that never listens and always hangs around with a girl called summer that is really annoying never talk to a girl called Lorraine ness she is always reallly big if u know what I mean

Lorraine ness

by Human3000 October 31, 2019

Lorraine ness

Fat human that no one likes and hangs around with a peacock and the peacock is a big annoying cock

Lorraine ness is annoying

by Human3000 October 31, 2019

Hornets nest

Whether you do it for fun, or whether you're an awkward, clumsy moron who stumbles your way into and through everything in life, you don't keep fucking with a hornets nest the hornets worked hard to make.

The girl kept fucking with the hornets nest, and the most fucked up thing about it was she never knew why she was an instigator like she was.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2019