January 23

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day! Show her you really care and love her!

Steve: here Jenna, a hoodie

Jenna: oh thanks! but why?

Steve: well it’s january 23rd!

Jenna: ohhh!

*both happy*

by yesgirlypop January 22, 2024

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13 January

Send nudes to your husband day.

And have a good drink and hard fuck.

Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course13 january I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want

by S V January 13, 2023

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january 2

the day to love your gf. give them your hoodie, hug them, and hold their hand, show affection

Guy 1 - give ur gf ur hoodie

Guy 2 - why

Guy 1- cuz its january 2
Guy 2- ok

by idk02010 November 29, 2023

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January 14

National hate on Capricorn day

today is the day to beat up all the Capricorn bitches you know
(in honour of an assholes birthday)

Person: Hey it's January 14th
Other person: You know what that means
Person: Let's beat up some Capricorns

by appleciderviniger January 13, 2021

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One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the feces hit the fan exactly as predicted.

January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years aren’t fooling anybody.

by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021

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January 3rd

January 3rd is No Ichiro Day. This refers to a day where you're not supposed to do, talk about etc anything related to Ichiro Yamada from Hypnosis Mic. He's strictly forbidden.

A: Hey my new Ichiro plushie just came in
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing

by rabidredsalsa January 2, 2024

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