Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.
My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.
by TheDonkeyBomber May 08, 2018
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Car park juice

That gross water in the gutters and in puddles usually on roads, in carparks and on paths, usually has a putrid colour and smell and un imaginable floaties
I was walking through the car park yesterday and stepped in a puddle and in splashed stale car park juice all over my new shoes!
by Hotgirl6444 July 24, 2021
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car-window narcissist

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.
Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist
by kayanker January 05, 2011
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Real car hours

It’s a certain time of day when the cars are real
by Porschevette June 18, 2018
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mom car song

Mom car songs are songs every mom over the age of 30 play in their car. These songs include any song by Taylor swift, Stay by Justin Bieber, etc.
Man I hate this song, it’s such a mom car song
by Skull Walker August 14, 2023
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Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.
by Shopping Cart Man July 04, 2013
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Birmingham Car Wash

When someone has their face covered in plastic wrap while one guy pisses and another shoots his cum at the same time in their face. To the recipient, appears as if looking out the car windshield while going through a car wash as the water and soap streak down.

If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.
In order to join the frat, he had to go through the Birmingham Car Wash.
by Nekah Net June 29, 2018
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