Human Centipeding

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.

Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(

by happyanus July 9, 2018

Human Dictionary

A human dictionary is a human that every single word e.g. Ur english teacher

Ao m8, u know miss, shes such a human dictionary.

by Ur nan#2 July 10, 2018

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

Human bin

Someone trashy who is being used.

Ugh, Becky is such a human bin. Did you see her with Bob the other night?

by BranK18 July 12, 2018

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

Human

Verb; to human is when one interacts with other and puts stuff in their body known as food

Ima go be human for a second hold on...

by Monstrosity99 August 18, 2018

human

hopefully you know what this is. you are one... or are you?

I am a human.

by Just a Helpful Person January 27, 2019