Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
Get the got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goalmug. damn bro you got the whole squad laughing is something someone says when someone says something unfunny
by king bruh ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ December 22, 2020
Get the damn bro you got the whole squad laughingmug. Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
by come_on_england October 16, 2008
Get the I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Gotmug. After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.
by Cobo December 1, 2007
Get the King Kong ain't got SHIT on memug. by princess0170 June 1, 2016
Get the you got me feeling some typa waymug. by Eternal Bleeding February 26, 2021
Get the Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughingmug. Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"
by That Guy That Nobody Likes May 16, 2016
Get the OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!mug.