sunburnt foot

A sunburnt foot is the area on the back of people that is inflexible and reached with great difficulty when one wishes to apply after-solar exposure cream. In elderly people it is often known as the sunburnt yard.

dude1: 'Heeeeey, you know what they say about people with a big sunburnt foot?'
dude2: 'Hell yeah..."

by wise_spatula February 14, 2012

$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5

Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday

by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025

Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021

Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

by Diet Schmiet November 29, 2010

Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020

banana foot

a disease you get on your foot. It turns them yellow and you get banana like bruises.

Doctor: "i think you have banana foot. Im sorry."
man: "holy shit bro"

by crazy diseases March 15, 2023

tae foot

a foot that often has an overly exggatreated arch often with a ton of veins and pig toes

omg stop having a tae foot it's disgusting!

by tae food November 29, 2014