Safe Face

The kind of face that a certain person has on, right now.

And with that, Grandpappa Ivy put on his safe face.

by Billy Kincaide July 24, 2010

face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.

Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"

by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017

Face Lint

When ever you shave your face and miss a small patch of hair that is very noticeable by others. It is called Face Lint.

Man 1: "Did you shave this morning?"
Man 2: "Yea why?"
Man 1: "Because you got a little face lint there."

by Gregory P. Stapleton November 15, 2009

yer face

1) A term when you want to jokingly and somewhat insultingly say you don't care about something

2) Another way of stating "I don't care", except when someone asks you if he/she should choose something, you replace it with "yer face".

1)

Noob1 "What ice cream flavor should I get?"
Noob2 "yer face."

2)

Noob1 "Really, should I get chocolate or strawberry!?"
Noob2 "As stated earlier, I think you should order yer face."

by Vortex1212 December 20, 2016

Trench FAce

Trench face occurs after at least four days of no sleep and 18 grams of mephedrone or 3 grams of NRG-1. Victims believe that the outside world is the battle of the somme and that their eyeballs have turned into penises.

Hey man your penis eyeballed anus-hole has major trench face.

dude, i havent seen you for a few days, your face is super-trenched!

by Trench-kil April 27, 2010

Make-face

The facial expression a person, particularly an infant, makes when defecating.

I was about to leave the house when I noticed my kid had a make-face, and had to go change the diaper.

by Demits July 10, 2016

face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.

That guy has a nice Face Hamster.

by Kwand July 31, 2016