by papi69213 December 17, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
by Queen_of_Nothing March 7, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is an awesome guy who is extremely easy to talk to. He is a confident, kind, caring and a loving companion. He has a natural integrity and truthfulness, and will always be a star in everything he does. He has a great sense of humour and loves having laughs and chilling with the people he loves. Although he can have a gentle heart he is also a great debater and will stand up for what is right and true. No one will ever compare to how much love and trust he puts into others and no one will ever be able to create as much impact in lives than he can. HE IS A TRULY GREAT GUY !!!
by bananaisanna July 13, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. 
by TruthSpeaker78 November 3, 2024
Get the Ethan Hornermug. Ethan Dolan Is the most attractive man in the wolrd (he just got 18 so a man) with a jawline sharper than mine kitchen knives and pretty looking abs and biceps. he is a youtuber and runs a youtube channel with His twin brother Grayson Bailey Dolan. before they started the youtube channel ,Dolan Twins. they were popular on vine, but after vine was dead (RIP Vine) they moved on to youtube and now they have a youtube channel with over 5 mil subscribers and Ethan has 6,5 mil followers on IG and 5,3 followers on twitter. so he is pretty successful in life for only being 18. Plus he is a comedian.
by Ethan’s chick January 13, 2018
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Get the Ethanmug.