When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.
Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge
Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
by fishpickles May 03, 2022
by EliteJay April 04, 2021
The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 10, 2019
When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
by Eatmydiction8==D December 07, 2015
One who plays Fenix with expert proficiency. This individual will get every kill and is always the MVP. He must be named Chris.
by Aclyptico January 24, 2019
The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
by Boss de la Boss March 04, 2018