asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.

Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.

by PipAndBipsy February 22, 2014

asshole

a worthless piece of crap who goes around treating people badly

That guy over there is such an asshole. All he ever does is treat people like dirt.

by funny fellas May 15, 2014

asshole

A derogatory term used to address a person who isn’t worth shit. The hole in which shit comes out of, thus not even shit wants to be associated with it. The hole in which the filth of society is born from.

1.) My son can't do shit right, he's an asshole.

2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.

3.) What's wrong with you asshole!

4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?

Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.

Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!

Lucy: ...

by elburro90 June 25, 2014

asshole

Someone who is selfish and doesn't let you do the things you want to do. An asshole want's to make your life a misery and only cares about doing so.

Boy 1: OMG, urban dictionary won't let me post the things that I want to post
Boy 2: What assholes!

by Gwyndalf1999 July 21, 2014

Asshole

An annoyance.

Zara is the definition of an asshole

by Bettycrocker August 12, 2014

Asshole Nod

That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.

Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."

Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"

by McDoodles October 27, 2014

Asshole

Someone who absolutely doesn't give one fuck. it's as If all the fucks in their library's are checked out. Also a synonym for Jacqueline Magno.

Ugh, I gave him $5 yesterday, but when I asked for $1 today, he's being selfish, what a Jackie.

He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.

by KAmdad November 13, 2014