by Thalilfucker December 25, 2023
Get the Annoying little brat L-rizz mug.A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubby mug.A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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Get the the L one mug.A candy/drink, contained in edible, chewable, wax bottles. You bite the top off, drink the juice, and chew the bottle. The flavors range from disgusting to pretty damn good. You can also just bite the bottle without drinking the juice, making it pop in your mouth.
by Johnsjohnsss January 7, 2024
Get the Nik L Nip mug.Leonora L. is an extremely unique person. God, did we have our ups and downs. But to be honest, every second of it was worth it. As I'm writing this, I'm listening to songs that I connect with her. For me, some of these songs are completely intertwined with thoughts about her. E.G. I CAN'T NOT think of her when I listen to the song "Home".
I'm almost 100% convinced that she is never gonna see this text. I don't even know if I wish that she did...
I just wish her to be as happy as I was back in the day, not least because of her. I still am, just in a very different way.
There are a million things that I wish I could tell Leonora and just as many songs that I'd love to show her.
I am so grateful for all the songs that we already showed eachother.
I check our playlist at least 2 times a day although I told you to head different ways.
You were definitely the most special friend that I ever had and I love to think that someday we might meet up again and have a fresh start right at where we first began.
I just wish you the best with the people around you and most importantly with yourself. Always remember: You yourself are more than enough of a reason to be happy.
See ya! And if we don't, there's this thought that I comfort myself with:
I'm going to hear you. Know why? Because no matter how random or unknown they were, I often knew the songs you added to our playlist before you added them and thought of you. This will never stop ^^
~the stranger you will recognize ~
I'm almost 100% convinced that she is never gonna see this text. I don't even know if I wish that she did...
I just wish her to be as happy as I was back in the day, not least because of her. I still am, just in a very different way.
There are a million things that I wish I could tell Leonora and just as many songs that I'd love to show her.
I am so grateful for all the songs that we already showed eachother.
I check our playlist at least 2 times a day although I told you to head different ways.
You were definitely the most special friend that I ever had and I love to think that someday we might meet up again and have a fresh start right at where we first began.
I just wish you the best with the people around you and most importantly with yourself. Always remember: You yourself are more than enough of a reason to be happy.
See ya! And if we don't, there's this thought that I comfort myself with:
I'm going to hear you. Know why? Because no matter how random or unknown they were, I often knew the songs you added to our playlist before you added them and thought of you. This will never stop ^^
~the stranger you will recognize ~
"Who do you think of when you listen to the song 'Big Blue Eyes' by 'Lahra'"?
"Oh, definitely Leonora L.! She is such a great young woman :)"
"Oh, definitely Leonora L.! She is such a great young woman :)"
by stranger you will recogniz January 9, 2024
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