Cracker Lettuce

A slur used to describe pro-fascist white lesbians, particularly on social media where they're protected by censorship.
"Ignore her, dude. She's a Cracker Lettuce, she hates you no matter what you do."
by WrongTime May 13, 2024
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Cracker Man

A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.

But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.
Oh look! It's Cracker Man!
by Dogsarehot202020 August 08, 2021
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cracker Saturday

The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning
Drinks are on me tonight it’s cracker Saturday!
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scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
by soos September 19, 2021
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Cracker Move

Any move that a cracker makes
Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch
by OG Crackerman April 01, 2022
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Cracker Barrel

A white person’s cock that is fatter than long
That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel
by OverlordObama June 15, 2021
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Cracker Barrel

A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.
Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!

Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.
by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023
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