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Social Dust Bunny

A social dust bunny is a person who sits in the corner and does just about nothing. They aren't noticed by many people, and often are introverts. Unlike some people who are noticed just by how silent they are, social dust bunnies are often not noticed at all. They keep to themselves, and that's just about it.
john: hey, matthew, did you see that kid?
matthew: see who?
john: (gesturing wildly) that kid, i don't know!
matthew: (eyebrow raised) um, i have no idea what you're talking about.
marcus: i think i know who you're talking about.
john: that kid?
marcus: yeah, that kid.
john: see what i mean?
matthew: oh, yeah. he's just a social dust bunny.
by swagerrr August 19, 2013
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Socially progressive capitalism

Socially progressive capitalism is the current ideal economic system. I'm coining the term because the false representations of socialism scare people. On top of that the word progressive has already been poisoned as well, looking at you Barney Frank. So it's a perfect time for a love sandwich, tada! Socially progressive capitalism. It takes the old idea of 'corporate welfare' capitalism that drives people mad with insatiable greed and it disinfects the trumpanzee out of those sick puppies. This process may take years because there are a fair amount of shit bathing trumpanzees that have slimed there way into politics. Then again #Bernie Sanders is a bad hombre so it may not.

Why is it best? Well all shit smothering trumpanzees aside.. No actually there is no other way around the sickness that is the trumpanzee and his money worshipping minions. Up to this point capitalism has been the best economic system for the most people atleast. Its better than any system that came before it. For that reason it can't go anywhere anytime soon but MUST be fixed. Socially progressive capitalism is the only solution to the sickness of insatiable greed that has overtaken too much of the current ruling bodies of the world. Might isn't rite when its wrong It promotes knowing your vote and voice count. As well as voting for things like Green New Deal Medicare for All People Over Profits Life Over War Four More Years of Public Education or Less if that's your thing.
When your tired of dodging trumpanzees slinging shit vote socially progressive.

Thanks to socially progressive capitalism the world isnt going end in nuclear armageddon.

Socially progressive capitalists are going to clean house in the next few years as these trumpanzee worshipping politicians come up for re-election.

#Andrew Yang says we need a 'people first' capitalism, formally known as socially progressive capitalism.
by iAMviking February 1, 2020
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the epicenter of social agenda

The raddest chick on planet earth...some believe someone this real doesn't exist...but ive seen her and she is a vision.
I went to sin city and met the epicenter of social agenda
by D Dollar SIGN August 22, 2009
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social coach attire

nice, sexy clothes an attractive woman who's a social coach might wear on the street
A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would like to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.
by Mr. 911 December 25, 2008
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Social Justice Warrior

A pejorative used by the political right-wing to describe people like feminists, vegans, and other left wing activist. Social Justice Warrior entered into common nomenclature in 2014 during the online harrassment campaign known as gamergate. Since then, an entire brand of right wing "comedy" and various "intellectuals" have emerged and cashed in on the hysteria. Typically this style of content is fed to the viewer through the YouTube recommendation algorithm, which will slowly begin to show the viewer more and more radicalized content- the viewer, having been desentized through exposure, will likely not notice they are being radicalized as they go from "SJW gets REKT" all the way to "IQ differences between the races." This has been termed The Alt-Right Pipeline in reference to the slow transition into Alt-Right Beliefs.

Social Justice Warriors are more or less a fantasy, and one will almost certainly never encounter one of these people in the real world. Often times the Social Justice Warriors online have been found to be the work of internet trolls trying to discredit social activism in general.
I swear man, one minute I was watching some jew tell a social justice warrior college kid they weren't special and the next I was on the National Socialists of America website trying to figure out why blacks are genetically predisposed to crime.
by Zipongj April 10, 2019
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Federated Social Media

The means to manage and maintain thousands of social media entries, comments and mentions in a bottom up and top-down, hierarchical manner. Such a framework is generally managed by a content management framework such that it provides greater control, speed and flexibility during periods of rapid and intense communications with stakeholders.
The only way to manage hundreds of spokespeople and web sites is through Federated Social Media.
by whyhire.me July 1, 2009
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Social Dementor's Kiss

An extreme case of Social Dementorism in which the loser sucks up another person's entire lifestyle, from wardrobe to basic personality traits
Greg: "Whoa, that kid completely stole every aspect of your being!"
Mike: "I know! He performed the dreaded Social Dementor's Kiss."
Greg: "Yeah either that, or he wants to fuck you real bad."
Mike: "True... True."
by the G-Bear March 2, 2014
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