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80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies
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Foot Lock

Foot lock is when you are sat or stood in a position and then your foot locks in place and you’re unable to move it for a period of time. Sometimes, when you are able to move it again, it can be painful. An easy way to unlock it is by twisting and flexing your toes as much as possible.
Oh no, Becky has got foot lock again. Should we call her mum?
by alvssandra November 15, 2022
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noodles foot

That Michael is such a noodles foot!
by Anabanabobana July 30, 2017
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foot fetish

by someone is cool August 29, 2021
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Foot Pass

In American football: when a punt is muffed by the receiving team and recovered by the punting team for a gain of yardage, equivalent to a deep pass. The opposite of the arm punt.
The Chiefs' punter Tommy Townsend punted the ball 50 yards, where it was dropped by the Patriots' returner and recovered by the Chiefs, resulting in a net gain of 55 yards. Quite the foot pass by Townsend!
by DanTheWan October 2, 2023
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Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
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Tennessee Tornado Foot Twister

The act of non penetrational sex using ones feet on a man sitting down whilst their feet are covered in Nashville Hot Honey barbecue sauce
John: Yo where's Jimmy at
Tim: He said he was getting a Tennessee Tornado Foot Twister
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025
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